Just A Cat Lady

Pear ·Tuberose · Orange Blossom · Sandalwood · Amber Musk

I’m 30 or something. I own two cats. My mom thinks this is the beginning of a tragedy.

“You’re getting old,” she says.
“You have no man, only fur babies.”

As if I’m supposed to start crying into the litter box.

But let me tell you something: I don’t chase men.

And on a lonely night?

It smells like freedom, good lighting, and better taste in partners.

It is romantic, mysterious, a little dramatic, just like me when I run into my ex at Walmart.

Spray on wrists, neck, or other pulse points. Longevity is around 6–8 hours, depending on skin, weather, and application. Store upright in a cool, dry place away from sunlight.

Ingredients: Alcohol Denat., Aqua/Water/Eau, Parfum/Fragrance. May contain: Linalool, Citral, Geraniol, Coumarin, Benzyl Benzoate, Benzyl Alcohol, Eugenol, Hexyl Cinnamal.

Phthalate-free, paraben-free, vegan, and cruelty-free.

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes, broken skin, sensitive skin, or inflamed skin. Do not ingest. Keep away from children, pets, heat, sparks, open flame, and direct sunlight. Patch test before use. If irritation or allergic reaction occurs, discontinue use immediately. Store upright in a cool, dry place.